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Funny Adult Sex Jokes (v. 3.3.5)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2014-03-21)

Over 2800 funny sex jokes for adults.  If you like funny sex jokes, written by adults for adults then Funny Sex Jokes have the jokes for you.  We are fast approaching one million downloads and have the best funny sex jokes for adults in the play store.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size/color/style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""

"This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b***h.""

"A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them.""

"What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home.""

"How do you make four old ladies say "F~**K!"?
Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Love Quotes(Romance) (v. 1.4.0)

Jake Leo опубликовал приложение 2012-02-05
(обновлено 2014-03-03)

Collection of beautiful love quotes for android. Share love quotes via sms or mail with anyone you love.

✔ Thousand of love quotes, poems, sayings....
✔ Share quote by email.
✔ share quote to Twitter.
✔ share quote in Facebook
✔ Send your love sayings to be published
✔ Easy to use
✔ Simple to use, yet amazingly inspirational design.
✔ Background music
✔ Add to favorites

Ouch! (v. 4.2)

ariel hadad опубликовал приложение 2010-08-16
(обновлено 2014-02-20)

Ouch - Cool & funny app which runs in the background and cause your phone to make an "ouch" sound each time you accedintaly drop it (drop not toss).

Features :
- Select your "Ouch" sound from serveral built-in sounds.
- Record your own "Ouch" sound.

IMPORTANT!!!
* The app tested only on Nexus One !

V2 -
* More sounds
* You can record your own sound

V3 -
* Sounds are louder
* Works when screen is off

vivaComic Free AD (v. 1.7)

KEI co. опубликовал приложение 2012-01-24
(обновлено 2014-02-11)

This is a trial version of vivaComic.  Ads is displayed on the screen in this version.  However, other functions are quite the same as a pay version.

VivaComic is an application to read the comic & manga image in the folder continuously. Vertical scrolling feature, you can still send the page to enlarge continuously. Pinch and pinch-out is also supported.

Entire page will be displayed at the top and double-tap the screen. Of course, also provides for a bookmark. Display images per folder. Recommended 800x1200px file level.

Funny Facts Free 8000+ (v. 1.3.0)

srsdev опубликовал приложение 2012-01-09
(обновлено 2014-01-21)

Biggest archive of intersting facts out there.

Find out more about the human body, nature, science, celebrities, world records, strange laws, sex facts, and many more! With over 8000 facts to go trough you will never get bored again! And there are more facts to come!

Use swipe gestures to navigate trough facts. Swipe down to get a random one. Send facts to friends by long tapping the screen and hear them being spoken out loud by tapping on the "speak(lips)" icon in the title bar (internet connection recommended, but works with internal text-to-speech as well). You can also mannage your favorite facts and search trough the entire collection.

Features:
- largest collection of facts: 8000+ and counting;
- animated gestures;
- swipe gestures to navigate trough facts;
- send facts to friends by long tapping the screen;
- high quality text-to-speech
- manage favorites list
- set your preferences
- Super Duper UI

*** TEXT-TO-SPEECH ***
* There are phones that do not support text-to-speech. Sorry for that.
* To check whether your phone has text-to-speech capabilities go to Menu -> Settings -> Voice input & output -> Text-to-speech settings.On models with Android 1.6 go to Menu -> Settings -> Speech synthesis.
* Also you can reach text-to-speech settings by clicking the "TTS Settings" menu item of our application.
* If Pico TTS engine is not installed, please install it by clicking "Install voice data".
* To select the default speech engine, speech rate, or to specify your default settings, go to Text-to-speech settings as described above.

Some of the facts you'll be seeing:
- Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"!
- Johnny Deep can not see 3D movies. "I'm unable to see in 3D. My eyes don't see in 3D. I have a weird eye... It just doesn't work. It may come as a surprise to you, but I've never seen normally," he told the TV show Access Hollywood.
- The human brain has about 100,000,000,000 (100 billion) neurons.
- A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

This application contains facts,  quotes, some interesting, some funny, categories like human, nature, science, celebrities, world records, laws, sex, statistics and so on.

Please use the "Report" option in the menu to send us feedback.
Thank you for giving our app a try!

Hornyometer / Sex (v. 5)

JEMTech опубликовал приложение 2011-01-16
(обновлено 2014-01-15)

Put your finger on the indicated location, and find out how hot you are!
How to trick your friends:
Clicking three times faster before keep pressing will give you good results!
Otherwise, will give bad results.
Don't tell this to your friends and show to them who is the hot person!

Internet permission is only for Ads.

Ruthe.de - Shit happens (v. 1.2.5)

deraills опубликовал приложение 2011-01-14
(обновлено 2014-01-09)

Einfache App, die die Comics von www.ruthe.de anzeigt.

Zeitbeschränkte Version, da der Autor, also der Hr. Ruthe, eine eigene App plant - dann heißt es umsteigen auf die offizielle App. Bis dahin gibt's diese hier.

Keine offizielle App, unterstützt bitte Ralph Ruthe durch Kauf seiner Produkte und Besuch der Homepage!

Annoying Orange Episodes (v. 1.1)

Danish Design опубликовал приложение 2011-12-30
(обновлено 2014-01-05)

Get instant access to all the Annoying Orange episodes on your phone. This app will notify you when new episodes are available :D

アツイコトバ (v. 1.1.0)

DIAMOND, Inc. опубликовал приложение 2011-12-18
(обновлено 2013-12-16)

「死ぬ気でやれよ、死なないから」
「確率ではなく、可能性にかけろ」
「トップと最下位に、実は差なんてない」
「才能とは、自分自身を信じる力だ」etc.

就職活動において、毎年、ナンバー１の支持をほこる『絶対内定』シリーズを執筆。キャリアデザインスクール「我究館（がきゅうかん）」にて、就職・転職・独立・資格試験を指導。就職・転職の第1志望内定率90％。TOEICテスト900点・TOEFLテスト250点以上の達成率60％。圧倒的な実績を叩き出し、「１万3000人」の人生を著しく向上させた、杉村太郎の「アツイ コトバ」を40のひと言に凝縮。非常につらい局面に追い詰められたとき、そのひと言に助けられ、そのたったひと言から、人生が開けていきます。杉村太郎氏は言います。「さまざまな場面で、最終的に僕たちを動かしているのは、『ひと言のアツイコトバ』である。僕はかつて父から、『とにかく、前へ進め』という言葉をもらった。そのひと言に助けられ、そのたったひと言から、人生が開けていった経験を何度もした。絶体絶命の状態から、人生を回復させてくれた。振り返れば、ピンチはいつもチャンスだった。魂のこもった言葉には、そんな力が宿っていると、僕は経験上、思っている。僕が18年間に１万３０００人を超える人々に、訴えかけてきたひと言を、ここに記しておこうと思う。そのなかのたったひと言でも、きみの心に訴えることができればと、願っている」と。


■【著者紹介】
杉村太郎（すぎむら・たろう）
米国ハーバード大学ケネディ行政大学院卒（ＭＰＡ）。１９８７年、住友商事入社。損害保険会社にて、経営戦略と人材育成・採用を担当。１９９０年、シャインズを結成。『私の彼はサラリーマン』でＣＤデビュー。１９９２年、キャリアデザインスクール「我究館」／（株）ジャパンビジネスラボ設立。２００１年、自身の英語学習のノウハウを体系化し、ＴＯＥＦＬ®テスト／ＴＯＥＩＣ®テストコーチングスクール「プレゼンス」設立。２００８年より、ハーバード大学国際問題研究所研究員。我究館の卒業生は６０００人、プレゼンスの卒業生は７０００人。全国の大学、ジョブカフェ等で就職やキャリアデザイン、雇用対策に関する講演活動も行っている。主な著書に『絶対内定』シリーズのほか、『新ＴＯＥＩＣ®テスト９００点 新ＴＯＥＦＬ®テスト１００点への王道』（ともにダイヤモンド社）『アツイ コトバ』（中経出版）などがある。

※このアプリは、２００４年１１月に中経出版より刊行された『アツイ コトバ』を再編集し、電子書籍化したものです。

Halloween Scream Scary Sounds (v. 2.1)

Wil Corp опубликовал приложение 2011-01-01
(обновлено 2013-12-04)

Want to frighten your family and friends ?

Then get this app !
Set a countdown to reveal scary sounds and bloodcurdling cries (monsters, ghosts, witches, zombies, ...) - when everyone least expects it !

30 sounds to choose from !

tags : scary, sounds, monsters, afraid, 2012, halloween, scream.