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Funny Adult Sex Jokes (v. 3.3.5)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2014-03-21)

Over 2800 funny sex jokes for adults.  If you like funny sex jokes, written by adults for adults then Funny Sex Jokes have the jokes for you.  We are fast approaching one million downloads and have the best funny sex jokes for adults in the play store.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size/color/style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""

"This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b***h.""

"A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them.""

"What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home.""

"How do you make four old ladies say "F~**K!"?
Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Hornyometer / Sex (v. 5)

JEMTech опубликовал приложение 2011-01-16
(обновлено 2014-01-15)

Put your finger on the indicated location, and find out how hot you are!
How to trick your friends:
Clicking three times faster before keep pressing will give you good results!
Otherwise, will give bad results.
Don't tell this to your friends and show to them who is the hot person!

Internet permission is only for Ads.

e-book/Manga reader ebiReader (v. 1.2.6.0)

eBook Initiative Japan Co.,Ltd. опубликовал приложение 2011-01-01
(обновлено 2011-12-12)

It can be downloaded the e-books in "eBookJapan" to the Android device on your hand.
It can enjoy 50,000 or more e-books mainly "Manga" by the high-resolution .
The e-books is bought in "eBookJapan", and can be read at once.
Most e-books in "eBookJapan" can be browsed a few pages free of charge.

Yo Momma Jokes (v. 2 (followe)

Swiss Codemonkeys опубликовал приложение 2010-12-29
(обновлено 2013-11-24)

The best Yo Momma Jokes app for Android!

Laugh at thousands of funny Yo Momma jokes and add your own.

- Thousands of free Yo Momma Jokes! Tons of fun
- Send via email, SMS, text message, Twitter or Facebook
- Add your own funny comment on the Yo Mama jokes
- Make your own profile

Install now and join the fun!

Blonde Jokes (v. 2.2)

Groggy Software опубликовал приложение 2010-12-22
(обновлено 2013-10-30)

Tired of apps where users just submit random rants completely unrelated to the joke subject?  Want to get some of the best, clean, blonde jokes?  Download this app.

With over 115 jokes and counting you will never be left wanting.

Be sure to check out the other great apps from Groggy Software

KidsTv (v. 1.3)

JoanSoft опубликовал приложение 2010-12-16
(обновлено 2011-11-02)

Kids Tv - Kids Videos made simple

  * Simple way to watch Kids Videos
  * Watch continuous stream of kids favourite shows like Barney, Dora, Rhymes, cartoons and lots more
  * Kid friendly - Easy to use by kids and Fun to watch
  * Lets your kid learn and play

  * Handpicked collection of Kids Videos that is safe and fun for your kids
* Filter Kids Videos based on Kids Age
* Filter Kids Videos based on language. Supports kids videos in English, Spanish, French, German, Korean, Russian, Polish, Romanian and Ukranian

Blagues (v. 3.4.6)

anjokes опубликовал приложение 2010-12-12
(обновлено 2013-09-16)

Vous cherchez blagues. "Blagues" a plus de 3000 blagues classées.

Envoyer blagues avec Mail, Twitter, etc ..

Les blagues sont inclus dans l'installation donc pas de connexion Internet est nécessaire.

Comebacks (v. 2.2)

Groggy Software опубликовал приложение 2010-12-04
(обновлено 2013-08-13)

Get some of the best comebacks and be ready next time someone tries to insult you.  From comebacks for women to just the general comebacks, this app has them all.

Check out the other apps with a similar logo to get some more great jokes.

A Groggy Software App

Please report errors instead of giving bad rating. Bug fixes will come.  I promise.

Perfect Viewer (v. 1.9.2)

Rookie001 опубликовал приложение 2010-12-04
(обновлено 2013-08-13)

Perfect Viewer is a very fast image/comic viewer.

*Support Windows, Linux etc. network file sharing(CIFS/SAMBA)
*Require internet permission for CIFS/SAMBA support.
*Support image file format: JPEG,PNG,GIF,BMP
*Support archive file format: CBZ/ZIP,CBR/RAR,7Z/CB7(No solid mode),LZH
*Support PDF file after install the PDF plugin
*Smooth filters: Averaging, Bilinear, Bicubic, Lanczos3;
*Five view mode: Full size, Fit Screen, Fit Width, Fit Height, Fixed size;
*Support Left-to-right & right-to-left reading
*Set image as wallpaper
*Browse image in folder/archive as thumbnail
*Bookshelf function
*Support pinch to zoom & fling gesture
*Simple bookmark function
*My favorites management
*Cache next and previous page
*Auto single page & Auto dual page
*Simple file management(delete, rename)
*Slideshow
*Adjust image brightness,contrast & gamma
*Auto cut off white border.

웹툰 모아 (Webtoon MOA) (v. 1.5.7)

GoldSky&SilverOcean опубликовал приложение 2010-12-03
(обновлено 2011-10-03)

여러분~
여러분의 격려의 별점과 댓글은 곧 저의 힘입니다!! ^^;;

기능을 간소화 하고, 사이즈도 줄여 더욱 가벼워진
웹툰 모아 SPEED 버젼도 따로 올렸습니다.
보다 간소하고 빠르게 즐기실 분은 웹툰모아 SPEED 버젼을 설치하시면 문제 없이 좀 더 빠르게 사용하실 수 있습니다.

기존 웹툰모아 로도 불편이 없으셨던 분은 계속 사용하시면 되겠구요~~
항상 웹툰모아를 애용해 주셔서 감사합니다!! (__);

업데이트 후 처음 실행할 때는 환경설정 세팅관련으로 시간이 조금 걸릴수 있습니다. 두번째 부터는 빨라질거에요~

네이버, 다음, 네이트, 파란, 야후, 스포츠 신문, 아이온 등의
웹툰 / 카툰 /  만화를 간단히 볼수 있도록 한 APP 입니다.
갤럭시 탭 / Galaxy Tab에서도 문제 없습니다.

간편하게 웹툰과 만화를 즐겨보세요~

편의를 위한 기능을 지속적으로 추가할 예정입니다.
메일로 좋은 의견과 건의사항 주신분들께 진심으로 감사드립니다.
보다 나은 어플로 보답할게요. ^^