Последние обновлённые бесплатные комиксы в Android Market

Comic Shopper (v. 2.0.10.0)

Brian J Coan опубликовал приложение 2010-09-09
(обновлено 2014-08-07)

Comic Shopper gives you an advanced list of comic books, cards, games and related comic and science fiction pop-culture merchandise released each week.

Easily select the comics you plan to buy that week, from convenient lists grouped by publisher, alphabetically, or your own favorites.  For most comics you can view the cover (alternatives too) and a description of the contents.  When you shop you check off each purchase made.  Should you not buy some or all of the comics that week, they stay in your shopping list even as the next week's list arrives.

As you record what you buy, that helps the app to determine and highlight your favorite comic books, making future selections speedier.

Never again miss the the release of your favorite comic books, you'll know the exact date they are due in the stores.  Never again wonder if you bought that issue or that variant cover, it's there in your shopping list until you  check it off.  You'll have access not only to the current week's releases, but those from the previous week and the upcoming week as well.

Button (v. 1.3)

Unicodigo опубликовал приложение 2012-07-07
(обновлено 2014-06-23)

Program with several buttons that produce different sounds. Great to entertain children. Fun guaranteed. Sound, ringtone, child, funny, noise, effect. NOT NEED SPECIAL PERMISSION.

Random Facts (v. 1.51)

Dark Droid Devs опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2014-05-22)

** UPDATE**  Major database update! We now have over 15,000 facts, with more on the way! We've also added a home screen widget for a quick fact byte. For now it's truncated, but you're able to click on it to bring the whole fact up in the app. Enjoy!

Random Facts  has thousands of facts. There are silly facts, animal facts, science facts, completely random out of the blue facts, and much more.

Random Facts  is simple to use.  Just click back, next to navigate through the constantly growing database of facts, or roll the dice for a random fact!

If there's a certain fact you want to see, click on the fact counter and enter a number to go to that fact. Play around with random numbers to see which facts you'll get.

If you find a fact you think is funny, outrageous, interesting, or completely ridiculous; Share it with your friends or press the star to add it to your favorites list!

We're always reviewing the database and adding new facts based on your input! So feel free to email us using the Comments/Suggestion button to send us your feedback.

Note: The permissions are required for advertisements. We do not modify or collect any information from you.

Note: Long facts are scrollable.

kw:random facts, food facts, animal facts, space facts, facts, fun facts, cool facts, interesting facts, human facts

Little Johnny Jokes (v. 3.3.4)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-24
(обновлено 2014-05-21)

Over 1100 of the infamous 'Little Johnny' jokes. ***Strongest possible warning,  These jokes are rude, dirty, contain swearing and will offend most people***

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."
Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes.""

"During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was f**k this and f**k that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"
Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"
Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"
Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be f****d than killed""

"One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died.  The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died.  He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died.  His dad said, "that's just a coincidence."  The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died."  His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn't eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck.  When he finally got home, Little Johnny's mom asks him how his day at work was.  "Much more horrible than your day I'm sure," his dad replied.  "I don't know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!"

"Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Yo Mamma Jokes (v. 1.20)

Dark Droid Devs опубликовал приложение 2011-02-19
(обновлено 2014-05-08)

The best Yo' Mama Jokes app on the market, use it even when you have no data connection!

Send your favorite jokes to your friends, or add it to your favorites list.

Now you can go directly to your favorite joke by clicking on the counter and entering a number!

Over 1000 Jokes!!!




KW: Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma Jokes,Your Mama, Your Mom, Your Mamma

QC Viewer (v. 3.7)

Adam Giacobbe опубликовал приложение 2011-02-15
(обновлено 2014-04-25)

A Simple App to view the popular web comic Questionable Content on the android phone.

**Update**: Version 3.1
Improved Picture Quality

**Update**: Version 3.0
     - Added list view for comics
     - Added zoom
     - Improved scrolling

Update: Version 1.2 added GoTo Feature

Questionable Content web comic created by J. Jacques

App developed by Adam Giacobbe

Women Bashing Jokes (v. 3.3.3)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-09
(обновлено 2014-04-08)

Over 1400 jokes about woman. Most of these jokes(well all) are completely teastless, however, they are funny (well some). Women please don't download you will only get offended, unless of course you have a sense of humour(if you do you'll be the first, hahaha)

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Climbing to the top of the career ladder does wonders for a woman's self-esteem.
But it ruins her p***y."

"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms.
So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it. "

"I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Through the driver's door."

"Why does every man need a woman?
Because the dishes would get to piled up without one."

"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it."

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Funny Adult Sex Jokes (v. 3.3.5)

Rob Lancaster опубликовал приложение 2011-02-01
(обновлено 2014-03-21)

Over 2800 funny sex jokes for adults.  If you like funny sex jokes, written by adults for adults then Funny Sex Jokes have the jokes for you.  We are fast approaching one million downloads and have the best funny sex jokes for adults in the play store.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size/color/style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""

"This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b***h.""

"A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them.""

"What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home.""

"How do you make four old ladies say "F~**K!"?
Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!""

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

Love Quotes(Romance) (v. 1.4.0)

Jake Leo опубликовал приложение 2012-02-05
(обновлено 2014-03-03)

Collection of beautiful love quotes for android. Share love quotes via sms or mail with anyone you love.

✔ Thousand of love quotes, poems, sayings....
✔ Share quote by email.
✔ share quote to Twitter.
✔ share quote in Facebook
✔ Send your love sayings to be published
✔ Easy to use
✔ Simple to use, yet amazingly inspirational design.
✔ Background music
✔ Add to favorites

Ouch! (v. 4.2)

ariel hadad опубликовал приложение 2010-08-16
(обновлено 2014-02-20)

Ouch - Cool & funny app which runs in the background and cause your phone to make an "ouch" sound each time you accedintaly drop it (drop not toss).

Features :
- Select your "Ouch" sound from serveral built-in sounds.
- Record your own "Ouch" sound.

IMPORTANT!!!
* The app tested only on Nexus One !

V2 -
* More sounds
* You can record your own sound

V3 -
* Sounds are louder
* Works when screen is off