Последние обновлённые развлекательные приложения в Android Market

Winter Sports TeaSMSNonki (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "Winter Sports", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!

糗事儿 (v. 1.6)

Matthew Gao опубликовал приложение 2010-11-24
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

糗事儿，很有意思，有时能让你大笑不止。

糗事儿来源于糗事百科，信息量很大，希望您能喜欢.

糗事儿在iPhone上拥有几十万的用户, 目前移植到Android平台上.

看糗须知:
捂着嘴，小声儿点，没事儿偷着乐！
别忘了告诉你的朋友商店里面有免费的糗事儿.

目前糗事百科还没有开放开发包，所以功能还很简单。一旦开放开发包，我会尽快完善所有的功能,依旧免费提供给大家！

谢谢大家的支持!

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White-tailed Deer CoinSMSNonki (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "White-tailed Deer", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!

The Kinks CoinSMS (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "The Kinks", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!

Bible-Code Forgiveness (Free) (v. 1.3)

Nimue опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

Accept no cheap imitations.  GOD has revealed his own forgiveness app!

This is the free version.  The 'Tithed' version is available in the pane to the left titled 'More from this developer', or here:  https://market.android.com/details?id=nimue.apps.ppaid&feature=search_result

The Tithed version offers access to the entire list of more than 50 sins, faster, more reliable connections with the mind of GOD, new screens and sound effects, no more advertisements or nags, faster and more personal responses, more information about the negotiation process, and greater chances of forgiveness due to an elite team of Archangels being employed to negotiate on your behalf.  

This app allows you to communicate directly with the Almighty and seek forgiveness for your sins through a streamlined interface.  This is the free version which uses the older, slower method of connecting to the Almighty, resulting more lost/denied connections, and which utilizes regular spirit negotiators to attempt to secure your salvation... but hey, its free!

Background:

For decades, scholars have been studying the Bible Code- a method of detecting secret messages and future predictions within the text of the sacred scriptures; and our company began advanced Bible code analysis back in 2004.  While analyzing the biblical text using advanced chaos algorithms, we began detecting very deep, seemingly random patterns; just a long string of zeros and ones.  At first we thought it was an anomaly.. gibberish.  But we kept the information anyway. Eventually, new versions of the patterns stopped being uncovered, and the entire collection was archived in order of discovery, cataloged - and forgotten.

5 years later, an undergraduate student named Niles Smithey took a closer look at these patterns and had a crazy idea.. to him they looked like true, modern binary code sets called 'octets'.  He tried compiling the octets using several different computer programming language settings, but got no results - until he tried Java.  All of a sudden the computer screamed to life!  Lights began flashing, hard disks spinning, and indecipherable messages began flashing on the screen faster than the human eye could track them.

That was the beginning of this project.

After 2 years of in depth analysis and deciphering, we have been able to determine that the code is a method for communicating directly with the mind of GOD through a machine... specifically it is designed to facilitate sin forgiveness by bypassing all of the red tape, unpredictability, bureaucracy and politics involved in seeking forgiveness through regular means.

Technical description:

As far as we can tell, here is how it actually works: The images included in this application (the background pictures) were obtained directly from the holy octet stream obtained from the bible.. they just have .jpg headers attached.  By feeding these images (really just a highly concentrated and perfectly timed series of rhythmic binary streams ) to the Android processor, the program is able to induce precise fluctuations in the magnetic field surrounding the physical processing unit of your Android phone;  by controlling these fluctuations, it is able to induce an electron flow which coalesces into a sub-atomic laser containment array.  Once this containment array is stable, a very small quantum Bose-Einstein condensate is generated which contains quantum-entangled neutrinos in direct communication with the mind of GOD!  By identifying and monitoring the individual neutrinos, their spin and location, the app is able to utilize them to facilitate information transfer with the Almighty.  In this way the  application is able to provide a direct, PERSONAL connection with the creator of all mankind, and to streamline the process of forgiveness.

Bible-Code Forgiveness (v. 2.0.1)

Nimue опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

The Archangels have arrived to negotiate forgiveness for you.  Faster, more reliable and informative than the free version and offering access to the entire list of more than 50 sins, this is the most effective way to obtain direct forgiveness from the Almighty.

This app allows you to communicate directly with the Almighty and seek forgiveness for your sins through a streamlined interface.  This is the full, Tithed version with no advertisements or nagging, more reliable connections than the free version, faster and more personal responses, more information about the negotiation process, and greater chances of forgiveness due to an elite team of Archangels being recruited to negotiate on your behalf.  

Background:

For decades, scholars have been studying the Bible Code- a method of detecting secret messages and future predictions within the text of the sacred scriptures; and our company began advanced Bible code analysis back in 2004.  While analyzing the biblical text using advanced chaos algorithms, we began detecting very deep, seemingly random patterns; just a long string of zeros and ones.  At first we thought it was an anomaly.. gibberish.  But we kept the information anyway. Eventually, new versions of the patterns stopped being uncovered, and the entire collection was archived in order of discovery, cataloged - and forgotten.

5 years later, an undergraduate student named Niles Smithey took a closer look at these patterns and had a crazy idea.. to him they looked like true, modern binary code sets called 'octets'.  He tried compiling the octets using several different computer programming language settings, but got no results - until he tried Java.  All of a sudden the computer screamed to life!  Lights began flashing, hard disks spinning, and indecipherable messages began flashing on the screen faster than the human eye could track them.

That was the beginning of this project.

After 2 years of in depth analysis and deciphering, we have been able to determine that the code is a method for communicating directly with the mind of GOD through a machine... specifically it is designed to facilitate sin forgiveness by bypassing all of the red tape, unpredictability, bureaucracy and politics involved in seeking forgiveness through regular means.

Technical description:

As far as we can tell, here is how it actually works: The images included in this application (the background pictures) were obtained directly from the holy octet stream obtained from the bible.. they just have .jpg headers attached.  By feeding these images (really just a highly concentrated and perfectly timed series of rhythmic binary streams ) to the Android processor, the program is able to induce precise fluctuations in the magnetic field surrounding the physical processing unit of your Android phone;  by controlling these fluctuations, it is able to induce an electron flow which coalesces into a sub-atomic laser containment array.  Once this containment array is stable, a very small quantum Bose-Einstein condensate is generated which contains quantum-entangled neutrinos in direct communication with the mind of GOD!  By identifying and monitoring the individual neutrinos, their spin and location, the app is able to utilize them to facilitate information transfer with the Almighty.  In this way the  application is able to provide a direct, PERSONAL connection with the creator of all mankind, and to streamline the process of forgiveness.

No4 Playing Football (v. 1.0)

hirookaservice опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

Football is a collection of photos.

No4 Sewing (v. 1.0)

hirookaservice опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

Photo collection of clothes made sewing machines.

Michael Moore SMSTea (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "Michael Moore", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!

Side-striped Jackal CoinSMSNon (v. 1.0.5r)

MOMA опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

View photos when you receive a message! These pictures are selected using the keyword "Side-striped Jackal", so they change whenever you receive a message. You will find the photo best for you!