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Bible-Code Forgiveness (v. 2.0.1)

Nimue опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

The Archangels have arrived to negotiate forgiveness for you.  Faster, more reliable and informative than the free version and offering access to the entire list of more than 50 sins, this is the most effective way to obtain direct forgiveness from the Almighty.

This app allows you to communicate directly with the Almighty and seek forgiveness for your sins through a streamlined interface.  This is the full, Tithed version with no advertisements or nagging, more reliable connections than the free version, faster and more personal responses, more information about the negotiation process, and greater chances of forgiveness due to an elite team of Archangels being recruited to negotiate on your behalf.  

Background:

For decades, scholars have been studying the Bible Code- a method of detecting secret messages and future predictions within the text of the sacred scriptures; and our company began advanced Bible code analysis back in 2004.  While analyzing the biblical text using advanced chaos algorithms, we began detecting very deep, seemingly random patterns; just a long string of zeros and ones.  At first we thought it was an anomaly.. gibberish.  But we kept the information anyway. Eventually, new versions of the patterns stopped being uncovered, and the entire collection was archived in order of discovery, cataloged - and forgotten.

5 years later, an undergraduate student named Niles Smithey took a closer look at these patterns and had a crazy idea.. to him they looked like true, modern binary code sets called 'octets'.  He tried compiling the octets using several different computer programming language settings, but got no results - until he tried Java.  All of a sudden the computer screamed to life!  Lights began flashing, hard disks spinning, and indecipherable messages began flashing on the screen faster than the human eye could track them.

That was the beginning of this project.

After 2 years of in depth analysis and deciphering, we have been able to determine that the code is a method for communicating directly with the mind of GOD through a machine... specifically it is designed to facilitate sin forgiveness by bypassing all of the red tape, unpredictability, bureaucracy and politics involved in seeking forgiveness through regular means.

Technical description:

As far as we can tell, here is how it actually works: The images included in this application (the background pictures) were obtained directly from the holy octet stream obtained from the bible.. they just have .jpg headers attached.  By feeding these images (really just a highly concentrated and perfectly timed series of rhythmic binary streams ) to the Android processor, the program is able to induce precise fluctuations in the magnetic field surrounding the physical processing unit of your Android phone;  by controlling these fluctuations, it is able to induce an electron flow which coalesces into a sub-atomic laser containment array.  Once this containment array is stable, a very small quantum Bose-Einstein condensate is generated which contains quantum-entangled neutrinos in direct communication with the mind of GOD!  By identifying and monitoring the individual neutrinos, their spin and location, the app is able to utilize them to facilitate information transfer with the Almighty.  In this way the  application is able to provide a direct, PERSONAL connection with the creator of all mankind, and to streamline the process of forgiveness.

挖笑话 (v. 3.1.4)

AppUnlimit опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2013-07-03)

专门收集最精彩的段子,带给你每天的快乐心情,想要滚滚而来的欢笑声,就试试它!

由专职编辑挑选最好笑的笑话,保证质量,每天更新!让您每天都能开怀一乐! 您也可以在App内提交您身边发生的原创笑话! 还可以通过短信和Email将笑话发给您的家人和朋友!

针对每条笑话可以顶踩,也可以发表评论,好笑的不仅是笑话本身,还有给力的评论! 我们会根据用户的评价排序,挖出最好笑的笑话!

笑话有四个排序方式:
1. 最新热点:最近一天内最受欢迎的笑话
2. 最近更新:最近增加的笑话
3. 上升最快:最受大家欢迎,好评较多的笑话
4. 最受争议:好评和差评都较多的笑话

让每一个好笑话都有机会呈现在你面前!

注意:
1. 使用此App会伴有腹痛、流眼泪等症状,是正常的生理反应。症状较重时,建议您停止使用半小时以上。
2. 这是个17+的App,有些笑话里有未成年人不宜了解的东西,未成年人请止步!

PINZ (v. 1.0)

MyApp Inc. опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

PiNZ Entertainment - located in Milford, Massachusetts is an entertainment venue featuring bowling, laser tag, arcade and Balladium. We are also the home to the Blue Dog Sports Bar & Grille, serving American fare, great sports viewing and the best live entertainment in the Metrowest Area.

짬타이거 (v. 1.1.3)

ALT co. опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

음원 완성 및 기능 개선 등 완료. v1.1로 정식 버젼 제작 완료

게임 방법 : 고양이를 잡으면 됨. 설명 불필요.

기능
1. 잠시 멈춤 및 비정상종료(전화 등)시 이어하기 가능
2. 옵션에서 진동/사운드/배경음악 제어 가능
3. 랭킹 등록 가능(집서버라 컴퓨터 끄면 표시 안됨. 조만간 서버 살 거임.)

나름 박진감 넘치게 만드려고 샤프로 계산해가면서 만들었습니다. 토달아도 좋으니 부디 휴대폰 액정 뽀사질 때까지 즐겨보셈.

Susan Mallery (v. 0.1.3.2)

Mobile Roadie опубликовал приложение 2011-09-12
(обновлено 2011-09-12)

Stay up-to-date on Susan Mallery's current book releases and personal appearances! With the Susan Mallery free app, read excerpts of many of the bestselling author's novels, connect with Susan, win fun prizes, watch Susan on video talking about her books, enjoy fun between-the-books updates on the Fool's Gold characters, and more.

RIFT Companion (v. 1.4.0)

Philio опубликовал приложение 2011-09-11
(обновлено 2011-09-11)

* Check the latest official RIFT news, patch notes and shard status from your Android device.
* Add your favourite shards to the favourites list for easy access.
* Get notifications of news updates, game updates and changes to the status of your favourites shards.
* Add widgets for your favourite shards on your Android home screen.
* Support for 9 languages and growing, thanks to the awesome RIFT community (see below for details).

RIFT Companion is updated frequently, so please check for updates!

Coming soon:

* Forum browser (ETA end of April).
* Skill calculator (ETA mid May).
* Additional language support.

Language support:

* French (full) by Maxime Leneveu http://www.maximelene.fr
* German (up to 1.2) by Daniel Dieling
* Russian (English news) by Alexander Abramov http://leksman.com
* Latvian (up to 1.2) by Andris Causs http://codeaid.net
* Portuguese (up to 1.2) by Tiago Silva
* Czech (English news) by Jeffrey(DarkLegion)
* Dutch (up to 1.2) by Hercky
* Swedish (up to 1.2) by Martin Westerlund - Ishfadriel <Silverwing Expedition> Whitefall

Laughing Baby Soundboard (v. 1.04)

2-3.com опубликовал приложение 2011-09-11
(обновлено 2011-09-11)

Clips of the famous Laughing Baby from youtube

Hop on Drums (v. 1.0)

NBC Universal, Inc. опубликовал приложение 2011-09-11
(обновлено 2011-09-11)

Download the Hop on Drums app to play like E.B. from the upcoming film HOP, in theaters April 1.

Life & Poison Counter (v. 2.0)

lhsi опубликовал приложение 2011-09-11
(обновлено 2011-09-11)

Life and Poison Counter is a small utility that is an extension of the Life Counter app, so check out the original application if you haven't already. It is for keeping track of life totals (and now poison counter totals) while playing the Magic: The Gathering card game.

This application adds poison columns if you are playing with the more recent block (Scars of Mirrodin). Some minor cosmetic changes have also been made.

Specific Features:
- Keep track of life and poison counter totals for between one and four players
- Long press on the + and - buttons to add or subtract 5 at a time (to change a total quicker)
- Colour of text changes depending on how close the total is to losing (0 for life total, 10 for poison counters)
- No ads
- A development of the Open Source app "Life Counter"
- Still has features of Life Counter app (coin flip, colour backgrounds for life columns)

Source code available here: http://lifepoisoncount.sourceforge.net/

Ladybugs Alive! Wallpaper (v. 1.0.1)

Dave Polley опубликовал приложение 2011-09-11
(обновлено 2011-09-11)

Ladybugs run wild on your home screen! Touch them and they fly away.

*Customizable sizes, colors, and speeds.
*Realistic appearance and movement.
*Choose your own background image.

Email me for comments/issues/etc. I can not respond to comments that you post in the marketplace.

Note: If you experience performance issues, please turn shadows off and reduce the number of ladybugs. These are only for high-performance devices.

Live wallpapers WILL consume your battery, especially ones as active as this. That is just what they do. It is not a reason to leave a negative comment or rating!


From the developer of:
"Ants Alive! Wallpaper"